Inspired by world events. Pandemics, inflation, conflict, chaos - the world has become a lot harder to deal with. So we created something that helps people handle their shit.
Take a seat. Breathe in. Reality can wait.
Grab your Shit Helper™ like you mean it.
Whatever today's shit happens to be.
Make their special day slightly weirder.
Make Christmas more awkward.
Another year older. Handle it.
Confuse them. Delight everyone.
For coworkers you tolerate.
For the groom who has everything.
I don't leave the house without it.
Solved 73% of my daily problems.
Finally, a tool that understands me.
My therapist asked what changed. I showed her this.
My husband laughed. Then he tried it. Now he won't give it back.
Perfect gift for a friend who says: "I'm fine" but clearly isn't.
Yes. A real product for unreal moments.
No. But it gives you something to hold while facing them.
Absolutely not. Please use common sense, if available.
It gives you something solid to hold when everything else is falling apart.
Anyone ready to face life's toughest moments with both hands.
520 × 250 × 80 mm, and 500 g at most. Fits on a shelf, in a drawer, or under the bed next to your other coping mechanisms.
Anywhere in Europe. Flat €6 shipping, estimated delivery 5–10 business days.
US & worldwide shipping coming soon. Leave your email and we'll tell you when the rest of the world can handle its shit.
You can try. Our Department of Uselessness will pretend to review it.
