In the boxEverything you need. Nothing you asked for.
Sticker SheetDecorate your world with truth.
Certificate of UselessnessOfficially approves your ability to deal with crap.
Door HangerSet boundaries. Handle the shit in peace.
Accuracy GlovesGrip life. Literally.
User ManualStep-by-step instructions. Kidding. Use a common sense.
SHIT HELPER™ CLASSIC WOOD
49,99 €
Made from real wood. Made for handling unreal amounts of shit. Built for people who trust timber more than technology and common sense more than another app. Old-school support for new-school nonsense. Buy one before someone regulates it.
Ships across Europe. Flat €6 shipping, estimated delivery 5–10 business days.
Outside Europe? US & worldwide shipping coming soon — join the waitlist.
Since You're Already In The Shit
