⚠ 2026: Shit Helper Launched. Is The World Saved? No. But This Helps. ⚠

Contact

Got a question, a complaint, or a genuine emotional crisis you’d like to direct at a novelty stick company? We’re listening. Mostly.

Email

hello@shithelper.com — response times vary depending on how much shit we’re currently dealing with.

Department Of Uselessness

For returns, refunds, and general grievances, our Department of Uselessness is standing by to pretend to review your case. See our Refund and Returns Policy for details.

Press & Partnerships

If you’re a journalist, we’re flattered and slightly concerned. If you’re a wood supplier, now we’re talking.